Barney and Jesus 




			A 4-year-old was brought to the ER with a severe cough.
			She kept up a non-stop conversation while a nurse was
			trying to assess her lung sounds.
			Finally, the nurse said, "Shhh, I have to see if Barney
			is in there." The child looked at her and calmly stated,
			"I have Jesus in my heart. Barney is on my underwear."