Saying Grace

Subject: Saying Grace (real-life)
From:Bob Calvert

My brother plays in a Christian band and the bass player 
related this story about his son, Josh.

4 year old Josh and his family were visiting grandparents
for a meal, and Grandpa asked Josh if he wanted to say the 
blessing. So Josh, and everyone else bowed their heads, and
Josh started mumbling the blessing at such a low volume
that Grandpa couldn't make out what he was saying.

When grace was over (with a louder AMEN), Grandpa says,
"Josh, it was very nice of you to say the blessing for us,
but I couldn't hear what you said."

>> Josh replied, "I wasn't talking to YOU!".