I See You

I See You

A burglar had been casing a particular house for some time.  Finally, he saw
the owners leave for what appeared to be an extended camping trip. That
night he broke in through a basement window and was trying to find his way
in the dark when he heard what seemed to him to be the voice of a very old
woman saying, 

'Shame on you!  I see you, and Jesus sees you!'

Startled, the burglar snarls back, 'Shut up, Grandma, or you're gonna get
hurt!'  

He shines his flashlight all around, but no Grandma. Again the voice: 

'Shame on you!  I see you, and Jesus sees you!'

Finally, the beam of the flashlight finds a large cage and in it a pretty
upset parrot. The bird repeats, 'Shame on you! I see you and Jesus sees you!'  

Relieved, the burglar turns back around and starts toward the stairs, only
to spot an enormous slavering Doberman waiting at the top. The bird repeats,
'Shame on you! I see you and Jesus sees you!' 

The burglar says, 'can't you say anything besides that?'  Just then the
parrot screams, 'Sic 'em, Jesus!'